Beat my meat beat my meat
I beat it with a bat
Now its kinda flat
I beat it everyday
Beat my meat beat my meat
I beat it in the shower
Give me half an hour
I beat it everyday
Beat my meat beat my meat
wen no ones around
I beat it even wen the sun goes down
I beat cuz only I know how
And cuz I have no girl rite now
So since no one does it for me
Ima beat my shit in a special kinda glory
Cuz beating my shit is like my favorite pastime
And it’s a great athletic state of mind
And just like baseball I play with a ball and a bat
But my game has 2 balls in fact
Beating my meat is the best thing to me
ill beat it how I want and with whatever I see
Beat my meat beat my meat
I beat it in the car
It shot pretty far
I beat it everyday
Beat my meat beat my meat
I beat it in the store
i busted all on the floor
I beat it everyday
Beat my meat beat my meat
I beat my meat like no one else
I do this shit more than just for my health
Its not just the pleasure….its for fun
This is the best shit in my life that ive ever done
Beating it everyday has been a habit I guess
And Im never gonna let my dick rest
Itll fall to pieces before I quit
Cuz I beat my dick even wen I take a shit
O u think this kinda shit aint rite
Ill come over and bust in yur face at nite
Cuz I beat my shit were ever I can
So y don’t u be a friend
And lend me a open lubed up hand
Beat my meat beat my meat
I beat it in the street
I love to skeet skeet skeet
I beat it everyday
Beat my meat beat my meat
I beat it with a brick
I think I need a new dick
I guess I cant beat it everyday
No more beating my meat
Cuz I broke my dick
I might as well become a chick